edline whore
when parents (especially psychotic mothers) over use the website ‘edline’, which is used for viewing their childrens grades. instead of sleeping with random guys to find pleasure, they spend their days on edline.
kid 1-“do you have an edline account?”
kid 2-“yeah, my mom s-xually abuses that sh-t!”
kid 1- “what an edline wh-r-.”
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