Eduardo
eduardo’s are strong-willed can be very romantic will keep a girlfriend for a long time eduardo’s are also musically talented and are kind-hearted people. most eduardo’s are pacifists and hate fighting for stupid reasons. although not the brightest eduardo’s perservere and hardly ever give up
i wish my boyfriend was an eduardo like yours
its a name for a boy
they seem to be very attractive and handsome
when in a relationship they are the faithful ones
they tend to be very flirtatious.;]
girl 1: who do you like?
girl 2: eduardo!
-girl 1 turns to eduardo-
girl 1: i can see why! he’s so s-xy, sweet, and smart
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a gentlemen who is tall, s-xy, muscular, and has remarkable hazel eyes. eduardos are also known for being polite and charming to anyone they come into contact with, and it is common that staring into the eyes of an eduardo will cause instant -j-c-l-t–n by both s-xes.
dude 1: hey dude im not even gay or anything but i saw a guy at school today and i j-zzed in my pants on the spot, it was so embar-ssing.
dude 2: oh that must’ve been eduardo, thats normal, its happened to me like 3 times this week so far.
a mature, and entertaining person. usually he keeps to himself, until he is talked to and comfortable. when he is out of his sh-ll he becomes the most loving, caring, and kind person. try’s to stay open minded about situations and never judges. very inappropriate at times. usually gets f-cked over in relationships. most likely to fall in love with a kenzie.
eduardo is a great guy, and what ever girl he chooses should really appreciate him.
a guy who at first is nice and sweet to everyone, someone who will stay in a relationship for a long time but will eventually be unfaithful, someone who has such a urge to have s-x or do s-xual things he ends up hurting the people he cared about and will lose touch with them but reconnet in the end but will hurt them all once again.
eduardo–sshole, nice, f-g, h-m-, s-x addict
someone who is a horrible person to the greatest measures. he is a p-n-sless trader and always has time to suck socks because he has nothing better to do or live for. in other words, this guy is a messed up motherf-cker.
person 1: you p-n-sless trader!
person 2: i’m not eduardo, dude.
total benny who frequently walks backwards to chinatown, talks in a rubbish geordie accent and spills his food all over the table. also likes danish blokes.
boy 1: what’s the name of your mate who is a total benny who frequently walks backwards to chinatown, talks in a rubbish geordie accent, spills his food all over the table and also likes danish blokes.
boy 2: that’s eduardo. he used to be in the polish air force.
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