Educational Television
the most annoying and the most boring thing to happen to television. parents advise their children to watch it, but they eventually can’t take the trauma anymore. appropriate for children 5 and under, but children over 5 usually watch more non-educational, but still lame and boring tv. do you want to learn where dora the explorer goes next? well lets not find out, and watch something worth while, mmkay?
my little brother is watching his favorite educational television show in the living room, he has that thing too loud and it’s interfering with my video game!
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