Edward Cullen Syndrome
n. when you find someone so attractive, they could say and do the creepiest things to you, but you won’t realize it because you’re blinded by their beauty.
i.e the effect that edward cullen from the twilight series has on the main character, bella.
girl: omg you’re amazingly hot.
guy: i watch you in your sleep, and might beat and kill you for the h-ll of it.
girl: you’re so handsome. i love you.
guy: d-mned edward cullen syndrome
guy 2: has anyone ever told you you look like a model?
girl 2: if i ever see you flirt with another girl again, i’ll castrate you.
guy 2: -stares at br–sts-
girl: d-mned edward cullen syndrome
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