edward everclear hands


when you tape 2 fifths of grain everclear to each of your hands. you cannot undue the tape untill both bottles are empty or until the hospital undoes them for you.
steve: yo! what happen to dave? i heard he was attempting edward everclear hands tonight!?
mark: oh yeah, he drove himself to get some b-tches…
steve: was he done?!!!
mark: he was half way done when he decided he needed some action.

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