edward norton

the best f-ckin actor ever. well he doesn’t have much of a brain cause the movies he directed sucks but he is the best actor ever. he plays in fight club rounders american history x.
edward norton is the best actor.
exceptional actor who brings new meaning to the phrase s-x on legs. star of movies including american history x, fight club, the painted veil, and the incredible hulk, among others. i really shouldn’t give him all the credit for why fight club was so great, but i will anyway. :d
edward norton’s awesome, and anyone who doesn’t agree should get their eyes stabbed.
a fantastic actor. is s-xy at any age, wearing any style, with or without incredibly beautiful women on his arms. edward norton gained 30 pounds of sheer muscle to play the ever s-xy neo-n-z- derek vinyard in the best movie ever, american history x. tends to make an -ss out of himself, demanding to have additional cuts of movies made, and to be a part of the writing process. a total babe.
“i’d love to have edward norton’s filling in my pie!i’d be just like fairuza balk!”

“i wish that shower scene in american history x were longer, edward norton has the hottest body i’ve ever seen!”
the actor he looks like a different man from different angles. so if you call someone edward norton or ed norton you are saying they are one who looks different from many angles.
steve: hey paul!
paul: yea steve!
steve: your edward norton
paul: really?
steve: yeah you like a model front on but to the side you look old….