Edward Penishands
when a girl duct tapes each of her hands to a different man’s p-n-s, and cannot untape them until she has made each man -j-c-l-t-.
girl: patrick and stanley wanted me to edward p-n-shands them last night, but my left hand got tired and i was stuck with patrick all night.
an adult film t-tle using a play on words from tim burtons “edward scissorhands”.
jessica and i stayed home from sunday school so that we could finish watching edward p-n-shands.
a fumbling, h-rny fool. someone who is so desperate to get some -ss he makes a fool of himself.
when tom began talking to sharah, he acted all edward p-n-s hands and she never talked to him again.
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