edwardfreak
when a girl is in love with edward from twilight, girls who are not in love with him, or guys who just think its weird will call her a edwardfreak, or for short e-freak.
brett: hey did you see samantha today?
mike: yeah she is such and e-freak
brett: edwardfreaks will rule the world one day.. i know it…
mike: wtf?!?!
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