Edward’s Law
edward’s law states that once a male has had -n-l intercourse with a female, that the male has permanently ‘won’ all past and future arguments, transgressions, or vindictive acts with/of said female.
the most common application of edward’s law is, “whatever, i had my d-ck in your -ss.”, and it is often called on after a bad break-up in order to preserve the male’s ego.
“jenny f-cked three guys when jeff went on his trip, but he doesn’t care because he f-cked her in the -ss” – in reference to edward’s law
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