eeikzors
a word used to describe something surprising or unexpected. coined by the comedy band llama mafia, it is a derivative of l33t speech, with impressions of more secular gamer slang.
it’s commonly used to replace words such as “egads” or “gasp”.
guy 1 “dude, im moving to the future.”
guy 2 “eeikzors!”
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