Eel River Beach Club


only the best beach club in the world, located at plymouth, ma. kick -ss tennis team, amazing swim team, great staff and managers. the pool is crystal clear and warm and perfectly salted. the food is grilled to perfection. the boys are all amazingly hot, with six packs. and the girls are sizzlin’. swim team is so fun, no one cheats ever. no running! there are no rules except for that. babies never cry. everyone is always happy! lemme tell ya, you wanna go there.
the sun always shines at the eel river beach club!

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