eel skin watch
an official eel skin watch occurs when a man, or young boy uses one hand to stretch his flacid p-n-s all the way around his opposing wrist. while this may be confused for a real watch, it must never be relied upon as an accurate timepiece.
if if an individual is short on funding, he may choose to sport an eel skin watch to impress his partner for the time being. this will provide warmth to the wrist and displays the veins in your p-n-s quite nicely.
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