effacebook
facebook, called so because facebook effaces, or wipes out, your time.
ryan: “dude, today i got this email asking me to join a group on facebook, and next thing you know two hours had p-ssed by. i was really p-ssed because i have this lab report due tomorrow, and now i’ll need to pull an all-nighter for sure.”
mostafa: “yeah, man. i had that same problem last semester, but then i decided to break my effacebook addiction.”
ryan: “how’d you do that?”
mostafa: “i turned off the email notifications. and i decided to only use it when i needed too. dude, i’m taking three senior level courses this semester. i can’t afford that wot. i had to make the same decision with world of warcraft.
ryan: “gotcha. thanks for the heads-up.”
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