effort

a phrase used when somone cant be bothered to do something
person1: “lets call the police on those bankrobbers”
person2: “effort”

‘bankrobbers continue and successfully rob the bank’
something most men lack these days
not following through on their word, not putting in effort to be a man.
something that no one wants to hear about.
baker: i hope you like this cake, i spent 7 hours in the kitchen preparing it.
guest (trying to be nice): yeah it’s really good (spits it out)

student: please accept my research project, i stayed up all night for a week getting it done!
professor: no, i wanted apa formatting, not mla. you get a zero.

guy: i did nothing these past 3 days cuz i was waiting for your call.
girl: what’s wrong with you?? get a life!

— don’t ever reveal the effort you spent on something! —
it is considered an effort when:
1.something is very poor/rubbish/daft.
2.someone is being foolish (i.e. bipping someone).
person 1 – “pick that up”
person 2 – “you’re a proper effort you!”
when an individual puts out or gives it up.
julie finally gave me some effort after all these years.
rural northeastern pennsylvania town containing a bunch of shrewish, skeezy crackers.
everyone from staten island moves to effort.
when something is done by someone following what they think is a winning formula, but their lack of imagination and mediocrity shines through.
her: did you hear the new radiohead song?
him: yeah, a complete effort.

him: did you see the new bridge over the liffey?
her: yeah, what an effort.