Efley
a man, possibly of asgardian descent. an efley is a fierce warrior, skilled in hand-to-hand and long-range combat. a skilled tactician and an effective diplomat, there aren’t many who are as impactful in a dire situation as an efley.
can also strum a guitar with his teeth, count to infinity, lick his elbow, and win a staring contest while blinking.
is often confused with his protégés, chuck norris and klark kent.
“have you heard of that guy efley?”
“yeah man, he just walked on water at the beach to save this drowning guy!”
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