eftposible
derived from “eftpos” (“electronic funds transfer at point of sale”), the term refers to the possible success of an electronic money transaction, pending sufficient funds.
1: “how would you like to pay for these jeans sir?”
2: “ill put it on my card if eftposible”
1: “nope sorry, insufficient funds”
2: “darn it!”
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