Egg Alert
when she is ovulating
not tonight, egg alert. or egg alert, come home now!
when a co-worker will notify you by email or vocally alert you that another co-worker had crop dusted (farted while walking by) in the vicinity of your cubicle.
attention everyone! egg alert!
alerting your friends and co-workers when someone nearby has just farted.
i was sitting in my cubicle and smelled something rotten in the air. i wish someone would have given an “egg alert” before i sat down to eat my lunch.
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