Egg and Chips
a euphamism for s-x. first used in world war 2, whilst the british soldiers were in france, the french prost-tutes would proposition them by saying “egg and chips johnny?”.
“last night was good man, egg and chips for the first time in months”
to bring oneself to the point of -j-c-l-t–n by rhythmically sliding one’s p-n-s between a woman’s br–sts. see t-tw-nk
fancy egg and chips tonight dave?
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