egg noodle
noun; a person who is a little weird but it’s ok because they are extremely s-xy and anyone would crave their noodle.
matt: “tommy is such a weirdo…” lexie: “yea but he’s totally an egg noodle! ;)”
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when you discover somebody ain’t sh-t, so you cut them off and run away. i thought this dude was chill but he kicks cats for fun, so i had to snip and ditch that b-tch.
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when your friend forgets how to spell congrats. person a: congats! person b: who’s congats and what did you do to him 😱 jk i know you meant congrats 🙂
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(n) a person who ruins an activity by involving himself in it. don’t invite mark, hes a sp-ck-noodle