egg on my face
used to describe being embarr-ssed or feeling foolish.
person 1: hey, aren’t you that guy from that film?
person 2: no. and i’m a woman, you idiot.
person 3: oops. egg on my face.
originally used to describe being embarr-ssed or feeling foolish. now more literally used to describe a poor clean up job after jerking off or getting a bl-w j-b, where “egg” is visible in an obvious place like the jeans, shirt or face. which can cause embarr-ssment.
i went home for a nooner and spent the rest of the day without realizing i had egg on my face.
my girlfriend gave me a hummer before we hit the clubs, we thought we did a good clean up job, but when we got under the black lights we realized we both had a little egg on our faces.
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