Egg Salad

the resultant mush that occurs in a woman’s body upon witnessing an ovulation-inducing child of christ-like cuteness.
“did you see that picture mesh of zach braff and donald faison, making their perfect dream progeny?”
“yeah, i made egg salad instantly”
13 more definitions
a social activity or occasion comprised of predominately girls. it gains etymology from its antonym, the sausage fest, which refers to the primary male reproductive organ as opposed to the female.
because we guys were hosting a sausage fest at steve’s house, suzy decided to have an egg salad of her own.
a sebaceous secretion, especially the cheesy secretion that collects under the prepuce or around the cl-toris.
specifically: (a) the soapy substance covering the skin of newborn infants. (b) the cheesy, sebaceous matter which collects between the glans p-n-s and the foreskin.
salad made with eggs.
person: “i like eggs and i like salad….yes i do.”
6 hard boiled eggs, sh-lled and mooshed up. add a small amount of mayonase, a drop of mustard, some celery and/or pickle relish and salt, pepper and paprika to taste. chill before serving.
serving suggestion: with lettuce on white bread.
the egg salad sandwich that my old man ate gave him such deadly gas that i made him sleep in the garden shed.
the act of inserting an egg into someones r-ct-m as they are sleeping, or p-ssed out. upon reawakening they automatically clench their b-ttox in surprise of the foreign object causing it to break, therefore releasing large amounts of gooey brown and yellow “egg salad”.
while john slept timothy, and anthony gave him a rearend full of egg salad.
“excellent”

saying “eggsalad” in a mr. burnsish manor while tenting fingers maniacally has the best results.
person 1: “hey, while you’re up will you grab me a beer?”
person 2: “sure”
person 3: “eggsalad…”
slang for ‘excellent’
“i did what you asked, sir.”

“egg salad!”