eggknees


having a ovum-like knee structure. the smoothness of eggknees reminds the population of the outside sh-ll of an egg. there aren’t many of these out there, but when one is found, it is highly recommended that the owner of the eggknee sets up 2 laptops, and skype’s with him/herself in order to achieve maximum pleasure.
hank: “i was rollerblading, and i fell of my eggknees.”
bartholomew: “did you have eggknee pads on?”
hank:”no, they’re so smooth my pads slid off.”
bartholomew: “dang..”

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