eggo waffle
a brand that teaches kids through their commercials to be disrespectful towards their parents, despite the fact that the parents were the ones their wiping the kid’s -ss as a baby, cleaning-up their vomit, and taking care of them after a bad day at school. most of all, they conveniently forget these parents are the one buying their capitalist merchandise.
eggo waffle teaching disrespect, hatred, and emotional distance from their parents? can somebody say “hitler?”
the bestest most awesomest microwavable/toaster-able pre-made waffle that was ever created. they come in a yellow box. kinda like spongebob, but without the talking and the living underwater part.
yet even though you can microwave them, they are way better toasted. microwaves just ruin the eggo waffle and make it gross and soggy.
tom once ate an eggo waffle, and said “dios mio! man, these things are delicious!”
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