eggrilibruim
to balance out the remaining eggs in an egg carton. thus, creating even weight distribution.
susan: tom! you can’t leave six eggs on one side of the carton and have nothing on the other side of the carton!
tom: why?!?!?
susan: because silly! you must acheive eggrilibruim. if you don’t the carton will be unbalanced. which will increase your chances of dropping it.
tom: ok…what would increase my chance of dropping you?
susan: oh tom!
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