Eggrowl
“a semi-conscious state usually experienced after eating copious amounts of egg rolls or other high cholesterol foods. while in this state you attempt to make sense of the world around you, however delayed reaction of the nervous system makes it utterly impossible to accomplish anything. speech, hearing, decision making, and sense of worth are greatly diminished in this state. can also be related to exuberant consumption of cheap alcohol(s), such as box wine.”
“nate was straight eggrowling last night, he fell asleep in his computer chair!”
“i had to carry joel out of the bar last night he was so eggrowl’d he tried to fight someone.”
“lets book a greyhound trip to somewhere!?!?!11111?”
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