Eggs Danny Thomas with Ham
eggs danny thomas with ham is a variation to the traditional eggs danny thomas and the eggs danny thomas style s-x act whereby a female defecates on a gl-ss table while the male watches from underneath. when eggs danny thomas is “with ham”, the female sits her bare -ss directly on the gl-ss table as opposed to the traditional squat. when seated on the gl-ss, she creates a traditional pressed ham, hence “with ham”. after being seated and creating pressed ham, she then proceeds to defecate serving up the eggs danny thomas with ham. the t-rd will work its way out and become immediately pressed against the gl-ss and may flatten. however, it will then work its way, depending upon her grunt force, either past the female’s taint or out along her -ss crack. this act is is also watched and viewed by the male under the table.
carl: ohhhh baby get up on that table and serve me up some eggs danny thomas.
hooker: baby for another $25 i will give you some eggs danny thomas with ham.
carl: let me get under that gl-ss!
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