Ego Alert
a google alert (automated google search) set up for your own name or pseudonym, with the intention of keeping abreast of references of yourself on the internet.
my ego alert is all but useless – if only my parents hadn’t named me charlie sheen. none of the hits it notifies me of are ever about my blog – they’re all about the actor!
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