ego-centrifuge
a complex centrifuge designed to condensate, and thus enhance, a human’s or other living thing’s ego. while moderate treatments are said to have an encouraging and self-centering effect particularly on shy characters (as for instance emos), overexposure may result in a critical level of self-esteem surplus. the only apparatus known to create d-granite.
you’re so arrogant, did you spend last night in the ego-centrifuge?
that emo kid should really spend a good day in the ego-centrifuge!
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