egobitch
a girl with such a big ego it makes everyone around her less b-tchy by comparison.
strawberry is such an egob-tch, like omg!
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- enibs  usually an australian shepherd. the (enibs)was eating fries. 
- eskimo bobsled  stick it in the back and then go to a flight of stairs and ride her down the stairs with your d-ck in “dude did you eskimo bobsled that b-tch” 
- fiber paw  a very boring cereal that older animals typically eat for breakfast. often eaten with a sliced grapefruit or dry toast. “fluffy was eating a bowl of fiber paw for breakfast, that cereal looks so boring! there isn’t even an animal on the box! just a black and white paw print.” 
- fiddle hole  a hole around the -n-s area of a females p jarma which can be cheekely accessed for a sly fiddle . “ooo get out my fiddle hole” 
- finger koozie  another name for v-g-n-, d-ck mittens, and hatchet wound. “how is your hatchet wound?” before 10 am is just a little harsh. but sipping on some coffee around the water cooler with some colleagues and talking about finger koozies is just a nice way of exchanging pleasantries. 
