egobooking
t.m.i. on your facebook status updates:
1. over-updating your facebook status with every detail of your life.
2. constantly writing status updates with too much information about what you are doing, all day long.
3. -ssuming someone (other than you and a stalker) cares that you are “going to work, the gym, making calls, eating dinner, shower, then sleeeep!”…
4. basically, telling everyone when you sh-t, when seriously… no one cares!
“i’m deleting ashley. her egobooking makes me roll my eyes so much it hurts…
why does she update what she is doing every hour?!?!?!?!?!?!… no one wants to hear about her food issues or menstrual cramps!!!!!! ugh!”
“that’s it tmi! i’m deleting eric. no one wants to hear about his body issues, hair gel, grocery store shopping or work schedule!!!!!! ugh! i can’t stand his egobooking!
why does he update what he is doing every 10 minutes?!?!?!?!?!?!… “
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