Egon Special
when you stuff a chick’s v-g-n- full of marshmallows, then you and a buddy bang her in the same mallow filled hole and c-m at the exact same time (crossing the streams) resulting in your d-ck being covered in a sticky, marshmallowy mess when you pull out. and if that isn’t awesome enough, i’m pretty sure you get to nail sigourney weaver afterwards!
“we were camping and my ladyfriend got sick of toasting the marshmallows so she asked if i could give her an egon special”
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