egonostic
the belief in oneself and all of one’s own capabilities.
while confused with being egocentric, egonostic is used to define those with a unshakable conviction in one’s own abilities.
not to be confused with the words:
self-confidence, atheism, agnostic, unique
one: “hey g-d..”
g-d: “yes?”
one: “this can’t go on…”
g-d: “how come?”
one: i’ve found someone else to believe in…
g-d: what!? a-after…all this time?
one: yea, i’m breaking up with you
g-d: -speechless-
one: you’re just so outdated…sorry.
g-d: “but, the bible..”
one: sorry, it’s not you, it’s me…
g-d: “i loved you!”
one: yea, i’ve discovered something… it’s called egonosticism…
-poof- g-d disappears
one: wow, reminds me of my ex…
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