egotopiary
pruning shrubs, bushes, or trees, so they resemble the gardener or the owner of the property.
rather than creating a normal topiary by shaping the bushes into squirrels and other small animals, the gardener created a remarkable image of himself. his wife referred to it as his egotopiary.
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