Egyptian BJ
this is a three way situation where a guy gets on his all-fours and rests in the ‘sphinx’ position. the guy in the sphinx position is to act like a statue; he is there to be serviced as the god he is. one f-ll-t-r will be sucking the b-lls, the other sucking his c-ck. once the sphinx c-ms, he performs the egyptian goggles on the two servants c-m smeared faces.
i ran into a couple of my high school friends last night. we reminisced about the good ol’ days then i took them home and forced them to give me an egyptian bj
a mystery as old as the pyramids. first heard on fling.com. proposed by the “uber hot” babes asking to chat only to give you a link to another website where you have to enter in your credit card number. a phishing lure.
s-xyolive930: hmmmm…wanna experience my egyptian bj and im gonna demonstrate to u bhabe
booms: wtf is that? that is the 2nd time that has been proposed to me tonight
s-xyolive930: can my my friend veronica join me coz shes so freaking h-rny too..
booms: ummmm, you going to drive over and show me who’s boss?
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