Egyptian Brown Mist
egyptian brown mist has a few steps….
1.) spend 2 whole days eating nothing but pure fiber and laxatives.
2.) hold your sh-t in
3.) after the two days of making your sh-t into a pure liquid state, offer to have s-x with your partner
4.) then while having s-x doggystyle tell your partner you are going to c-m.
5.) before she can turn around, you bend over and spread your cheeks.
6.) as soon as her head rears around you unload all of the sh-t you have been storing up for the past few days in one m-ssive liquid blast all over her face.
man last night i gave bernice the ‘ol egyptian brown mist and i had to burn the sheets because they were covered in puddles of sh-t!
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