Egyptian deuce
when used toilet paper floats and wraps itself around a t-rd, forming a mummy
see also: floating mummy, egyptian t-rd,poo,sh-t,etc
last tuesday little billy gold took a sh-t, after wiping he went to get a plunger, by the time he had come back, he noticed his sh-t had become wrapped like the mummies of ancient egypt. he had taken an egyptian deuce
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