egyptian fried banana
when you get a rock hard p-n-s and stick it into a girl while she’s in a tanning bed. finish by spraying your -j-c-l-t- on the tanning bed until it sizzles.
yo i was at voon’s sp-nk parlor with my boy cloud marlin and we gave two hotties our egyptian fried bananas in the back room.
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