Egyptian Malibu
commonly used street slang in western india in the late 1840’s, an egyptian malibu is a mythological s-xual act, performed by an ancient african tribe (that may or may not have even existed!). the malibu was made famous by king ramses the 8th in luxor, egypt, with his numerous carvings, depicting young women receiving his “seed” through their (no joke) nostrils. this is a rarely seen carving, but it is intact to this day!
“hey i saw that chick in the guinness book of world records on tv”
“what did she do?”
“she could take a gl-ss of milk up the nose and squirt it out her tear duct”
“man, she could probably give a really nice egyptian malibu”
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