Ehhhverywhere

ehhhverywhere:

~pr-nounce with caution and grimace~

with 3 characteristic ‘h’s, ehhhverywhere is an extreme expression of just how much of (and/or how widely dispersed a range of) a particular material there is in existence. only to be used in circ-mstances of abundance that even bono would aspire to.

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ehhhverywhere can also be used in conjunction with a metaphor to describe something intangible.
examples:

obama: “d-mn hilary, that was some load i just blew on your face – its in your hair and all over the rug – you really took it like a lewinski!”

clinton: “i know mr. president. that sh-t went ehhhverywhere!”

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“has anyone noticed the surprising lack of interest in obama these days? i mean, pre-election talk of him was ehhhverywhere”

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