Eiffed
when an individual is so badly owned or “pwned” by another or several individual(s) in a ridiculous or inconceivable turn or series of events. stems from “the eiffel tower” s-x position.
travis: “did you hear paul’s girlfriend is cheating on him with sean potter?”
pete: “the gay kid?”
travis: “yea”
pete: “wow, paul just got eiffed”
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