eiffel blumpkin
a traditional blumpkin while the girl giving the bl-w j-b is being penetrated from the back (either through the -ss or the p-ssy)
girl- i’m not giving you head while you sh-t unless i’m getting some too.
guy- well then take it from the back and we’ll call it the eiffel blumpkin!
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