eiffel tony’d


when you wake up scared and naked from a drunken stupor and a tall man named tony and his friend are eiffel towering you.
i dont remember anything from last night. i woke up and some guy named tony and his friend were leaving the motel room saying, “that was a solid f-ck. that chick just got eiffel tony’d! hey man, lets order a meat lovers pizza!”

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