eight you skate nine you’re mine
the golden rule of interstate driving when the speed limit is 70 mph. 78 mph will allow you to go unseen by cops, but 79 mph will most result in a traffic violation known as failure to observe the speed limit.
little johnny: “my mother always said to watch your speed limit in this area because it’s the eight you skate nine you’re mine type of district.”
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