eighth graditis
a sudden disease that sweeps eighth grade students all over the world. similar to junioritis and senioritis. eighth graditis symptoms include lack of motivation, excessive failure and laziness.
middle school kid: man, i just took the gepa, i’m done with school i have eighth graditis.
older brother: haha shut up i just took the hspa you suck! just drop out (proceeds to beat up little brother until he cries).
middle school kid: n-body understands me..
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