Eilyn
a person who knows how to make moments awkward and bring them back to life. eilyns know how to rock. they are funny and can make someone feel like they’ve known each other forever. eilyns are kind and intelligent. they help you out and are very smart despite what they say. their modesty makes them even more amazing. if you meet an eilyn, don’t let them go.
“you’re the girl of my dreams. you’re my eilyn.”
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