Einsteinism
refers to a joke which becomes much less funny if it requires an explanation.
farcically derived from a nonsense situation whereby einstein and his -ssistant at the time have just finished explaining, in great depth, the workings of hie great theory of relativity. upon finishing the lecture, the gathered scientists and philosophers look a little non-plussed an tentatively applaud einstein for his great work . . . though really they don’t quite understand it. whilst accepting the applause graciously, einstein turns to his -ssistant, who happens to be chuckling, and mutters “see, i told you, it’s nowhere near as funny when you have to explain it (!)”
first credit for this original word/concept must be given to ian james hay, for it was his peculiar mind that created it 🙂
british word-play and some puns lose they’re humour when they’re translated and/or explained to a foreigner; therefore they’re einsteinisms.
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