Eirbear
(noun/verb/pr-noun) – a complex combination of the chemical properties of air, and the physical properties of the ear, incorperated into the large fatty exterior of a bear including its irrational violence and h–rding capacity, in order to locate, secure and maintain the secrecy in which the pr0n must be held in.
friend flips on ipod.
“hey eric, what is this?”
“nothing.”
“ewww. at least exit when you’re done.”
the next day…
“where’s the pod?”
“away.”
“eirbear.”
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