Ejaccident
the subtle art of accidental -j-c-l-t–n
dude, when that b-ss dropped, i ejaccidented in my pants
it couldn’t believe a girl this hot would agree to go to the movie. i also had no idea she was going to grab my junk in the theater. i told her the warm b-tter must have leakedout of the popcorn tub. sh-t, an ejaccident!
oh! babe! oh! no! ahhhhh! oh sh-t. oh my g-d… i am soooo sorry! i think i just had an ejaccident.
my parents said that my birth was not unplanned! wtf! i’ve done the math! i was born three months after they were married! it’s cool though, i prefer to think that i was simply an ejaccident.
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