Ejact
ejact. (noun) the prec-m that proceeds an -j-c-l-t–n and usually contains malformed or elderly sperm. used to inform someone they are a ‘imbecile’ or a ‘r-t-rd’
this insult was first coined in jan 2010 by laura woolley.
‘you ejact! that’s my f-cking bike!’
‘dave, you are such a f-cking ejact’
‘wow…that boy is an ejact…’
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