Ejacucation
ejacu-cation
– the act of defecating with such intensity that the defecatee (also known as he who p–ps) falls subject to an -n-l -rg-sm and an -j-c-l-t–n even more furious than the p–p from which it ensued
-this act may include, but is not limited to: excessive bleeding, shattered plaster, and/or the permanent loss of ones ability to pucker their -n-s.
after consuming a combination of black-eyed peas, coconut milk, and bananas, timmy experienced an ejacucation of such magnitude that he was turned gay, then proceeded to walk the streets of the nearest ghetto while holding a sign simply stating “hungry hungry hippo.”
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